Floppy Bears

The bulls have built themselves a very nice life. It’s time to crash their parade.

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Floppy Bears

The bulls have had a wonderful run. They built semiconductor plants, farms, electrical grid, and even rocket ships — and are enjoying trading their stocks after the opening bell on the floor of the exchange. However the bears have taken notice and are coming to wreak havoc on the bulls' party.

They arrive by slingshot. Every bear is a real species with a desk on the trading floor and a special move named after the market: Penny, an American black bear and a permanently under-slept junior analyst, compounds into two of herself in mid-air; Chip the giant panda pulls a stock split and comes down as three faster cubs; Whale the polar bear swells to twice his weight and drops straight through concrete; and Margin the sloth bear does not so much hit things as liquidate the whole position. There are nine on the roster from the first shot, and three more who have to be earned.

The party runs 51 levels deep: from a chip fab in Silicon Valley and a grain farm in the Midwest, through a container port, a bank vault, a rocket on the pad, an offshore rig and the Fed’s cash room, to a nuclear plant, a cruise ship and finally The Big Board on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange. 295 bulls are dug in behind glass, timber, concrete and steel — eight of them Big Bulls — and almost every building has something explosive parked somewhere inconvenient. Find it, hit it, and let physics file the paperwork.

How to play

  • Aim — drag back from the slingshot. The dotted arc shows the flight path; the ring shows how hard you are pulling. Changed your mind? Release on the ✕, or press Escape.
  • Special move — tap the screen (or press space) while a bear is in the air. Once per bear (except Moonshot, who can do it twice), and every species does something different — the roster says what.
  • Look around — drag anywhere that is not the slingshot to pan across the level.
  • Score — everything you break scores, bulls score a lot, every bear you do not use is worth 10,000, and a brass bell, wherever one hangs, is worth a small fortune.
  • Explosives — nitrogen tanks, dynamite, pyro barrels, fertiliser, LNG and LOX — 28 kinds in all, each stencilled with what is inside. Aim at those.
  • Stars — every level has three score targets. One star clears it; three means wrecking nearly everything and leaving a bear or two unused. Your best score and stars sit on each level's card and in the top bar while you play it.
  • Unlocks — the first two levels are open from the start, and every level you clear opens one more, so there are always two to choose from and one stubborn building never blocks the way. The last level asks for 150 stars instead.
  • Keys — space fires the special move, R restarts the level and Escape puts the bear back on the sling. The fullscreen button blows the stage up to fill the screen.

Questions

Is Floppy Bears free?

Yes. It is free to play in your browser, with nothing to download, no account and nothing to buy: every level and every bear is earned by playing.

Does my progress save?

Yes, automatically, every time you clear a level: your best score and stars on each one and the bears you have unlocked. It is kept in this browser, so clearing your site data or switching devices starts you over, and Settings → Reset all progress does it on purpose. Every level cleared and every star also counts toward the arcade net worth in the site header.

Can I play Floppy Bears on my phone?

Yes. Drag the bear back with your finger and let go, then tap anywhere while it is in the air for its special move. Turn the phone sideways and press the fullscreen button for the biggest view of the level.

How do I unlock the last level?

Level 51, The Big Board, opens at 150 stars — three stars on every level before it. Clearing levels opens everything else; only the finale is paid for in stars, so go back to the ones you scraped through.

How many bears are there?

Twelve. Nine are on the roster from the first shot (the bear button in the game opens the den, with every one of them). The other three turn up at 50, 100 and 150 stars, and who they are is a surprise.